http://www.unionrecorder.com en-us Copyright CNHI All Rights Reserved. 5 Wed, 07 Mar 2007 23:39:00 +0000 http://www.unionrecorder.com/Forum/local_story_066234108.html http://www.unionrecorder.com/Forum/local_story_066234108.html Some people would consider my choice of animal to fall in love with a bit odd. Mon, 05 Feb 2007 23:54:00 +0000 http://www.unionrecorder.com/Forum/local_story_036235545.html http://www.unionrecorder.com/Forum/local_story_036235545.html I’ve always heard the saying “Time flies while you’re having fun.” Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:21:00 +0000 http://www.unionrecorder.com/Forum/local_story_338102748.html http://www.unionrecorder.com/Forum/local_story_338102748.html Last night I was woken from my reverie by an outlandish scrape, scrape, scrape upon my bedroom door. Clutching my lavender-scented sleep mask to my breast, I looked fearfully from under covers’ lip to see my old college roommate's girlfriend standing in a haze at the foot of my bed. She was a big reggae fan. Consequently, we called her Marley. Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:08:00 +0000 http://www.unionrecorder.com/Forum/local_story_306090933.html http://www.unionrecorder.com/Forum/local_story_306090933.html Campaigns are starting to heat up.The big day, Nov. 7, is fast approaching, and a lot of jobs hang in the balance. Thu, 26 Oct 2006 13:14:00 +0000 http://www.unionrecorder.com/Forum/local_story_299132227.html http://www.unionrecorder.com/Forum/local_story_299132227.html They say the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.So here it goes: I am a workaholic. Fri, 14 Jul 2006 23:49:00 +0000 http://www.unionrecorder.com/Forum/local_story_195235104.html http://www.unionrecorder.com/Forum/local_story_195235104.html Every year, girls are put on a waiting list for Girl Scouts because there aren’t enough volunteers. Are you willing to remedy this problem? Tue, 20 Jun 2006 23:40:00 +0000 http://www.unionrecorder.com/Forum/local_story_171234320.html http://www.unionrecorder.com/Forum/local_story_171234320.html I perched at the airport gate, sneakily contemplating the passersby over the edge of my Newsweek. Sure, I love to people-watch, but what was I really up to?I was scouting for other Junior Misses! Who were these girls I’d heard so much about? I became a detective, scanning for a familiar little piece of plastic — that incriminating AJM nametag. Mon, 20 Mar 2006 09:47:00 +0000 http://www.unionrecorder.com/Forum/local_story_079100221.html http://www.unionrecorder.com/Forum/local_story_079100221.html Clowns aren’t always funny.With just four hours of sleep in-between, we’d worked two days setting up a tent in the parking lot of one of the largest malls in America. He was a professional clown going from his trailer to the kitchen. He hadn’t worked in three days, since the last show. He saw us walking to finish the tent and using his small, twisted, clown body, mimicked how pathetically tired we looked. If we’d had the energy, he would have been laid flat. Luckily for him, we didn’t.